Post by jets on Nov 11, 2009 22:23:26 GMT -5
a.k.a "teams who scare the shit out of me right now"
How about Philly Eagles? easily the best offensse out there.
QB - Rivers
RB - Chris Johnson, Cedric Benson, Justin Fargas (who is getting primary playing time now)
WR - weaker, but Welker is an every-week monster, he also has Crayton as a KR
TE - TGonzo
Thank God his LBs are up and down. Finnegan is back and Crocker and Sean Jones are really starting to produce too.
Carolina Panthers - another one with dudes getting hot at the right times
QB - Garrard - tolerable, considering what follows on offense here:
RB - MJD, Rashard Mendenhall - oh good christ almighty
WR - Percy Harvin, Steve Smith NYG - oh good christ almighty
TE - Antonio Gates - the fun never ends
KR - Darren sproles - LOVELY!
if his LB corps wasn't as depleted as my offense, I'd have a hard time seeing myself ahead. He also has a SICK defensive backfield
Oshi Atogwe, Brandon McGowan, Eric Weddle, Bryan Scott (When he gets healthy)...
damn.
How about the Falcons - about to whup up on me this week.
QB - Cutler AND Ryan
RB - PT and Michael Turner - oh christ, they're BOTH whupping it up
WR - Devin Hester, Josh Cribbs - him and his damn KR, he STOLE MY IDEA!!!
TE - Carlson
KR - Weems - one of the highest scoring
then he has solid pieces on defense like Trent Cole, Curtis Lofton (Both of whom I nagged the shit out of him for trades), Jabari Greer, Chris Johnson the CB (another one I nagged about....bitchstolemahCB!!!), and then Danieal Manning and Brandon Meriweather. The ONLY reason I'm ahead of him in points right now is because Manning was too good at DB so the Bears pulled him off KR duty....
and then next week, I get to face the Steelers
hurm....
QB - Ben
RB - Ronnie Brown, Kevin Smith
WR - Colston, Randy Moss, Michael Crabtree
TE - jason Witten
thank GOD he went big play LB instead of tacklers, or I'd really be screwed.
Oh yeah, he's going to trade Mike Wallace to me in the offseason.
then I get to finish off my 4 game losing streak against Dallas
Aaron Rodgers
Ray Rice, Jamaal Charles
Miles Austin, Steve Breaston, Andre Johnson, Steve Smith CAR
Zach Miller
his defense is starting to gel also, and I am not liking how I'm going to end the season....
FML....I have 1 RB that has scored more than 60 points this season (Gore). My TE has scored 10 points....total. 2 of my 3 active DEs are injured. My 3rd and 5th highest scoring LBs are injured, and my 2nd highest is 937 years old and ran out of geritol, my 2nd pick (that I traded to get up into the 1st round to select) is a gimpy bastard who is bitching at his shitty rookie QB, and I ate whole wheat pasta last night and I must've been farting in my sleep because my room stinks now
damn, god, just kill me now...
How about Philly Eagles? easily the best offensse out there.
QB - Rivers
RB - Chris Johnson, Cedric Benson, Justin Fargas (who is getting primary playing time now)
WR - weaker, but Welker is an every-week monster, he also has Crayton as a KR
TE - TGonzo
Thank God his LBs are up and down. Finnegan is back and Crocker and Sean Jones are really starting to produce too.
Carolina Panthers - another one with dudes getting hot at the right times
QB - Garrard - tolerable, considering what follows on offense here:
RB - MJD, Rashard Mendenhall - oh good christ almighty
WR - Percy Harvin, Steve Smith NYG - oh good christ almighty
TE - Antonio Gates - the fun never ends
KR - Darren sproles - LOVELY!
if his LB corps wasn't as depleted as my offense, I'd have a hard time seeing myself ahead. He also has a SICK defensive backfield
Oshi Atogwe, Brandon McGowan, Eric Weddle, Bryan Scott (When he gets healthy)...
damn.
How about the Falcons - about to whup up on me this week.
QB - Cutler AND Ryan
RB - PT and Michael Turner - oh christ, they're BOTH whupping it up
WR - Devin Hester, Josh Cribbs - him and his damn KR, he STOLE MY IDEA!!!
TE - Carlson
KR - Weems - one of the highest scoring
then he has solid pieces on defense like Trent Cole, Curtis Lofton (Both of whom I nagged the shit out of him for trades), Jabari Greer, Chris Johnson the CB (another one I nagged about....bitchstolemahCB!!!), and then Danieal Manning and Brandon Meriweather. The ONLY reason I'm ahead of him in points right now is because Manning was too good at DB so the Bears pulled him off KR duty....
and then next week, I get to face the Steelers
hurm....
QB - Ben
RB - Ronnie Brown, Kevin Smith
WR - Colston, Randy Moss, Michael Crabtree
TE - jason Witten
thank GOD he went big play LB instead of tacklers, or I'd really be screwed.
Oh yeah, he's going to trade Mike Wallace to me in the offseason.
then I get to finish off my 4 game losing streak against Dallas
Aaron Rodgers
Ray Rice, Jamaal Charles
Miles Austin, Steve Breaston, Andre Johnson, Steve Smith CAR
Zach Miller
his defense is starting to gel also, and I am not liking how I'm going to end the season....
FML....I have 1 RB that has scored more than 60 points this season (Gore). My TE has scored 10 points....total. 2 of my 3 active DEs are injured. My 3rd and 5th highest scoring LBs are injured, and my 2nd highest is 937 years old and ran out of geritol, my 2nd pick (that I traded to get up into the 1st round to select) is a gimpy bastard who is bitching at his shitty rookie QB, and I ate whole wheat pasta last night and I must've been farting in my sleep because my room stinks now
damn, god, just kill me now...